The other day I was running especially late for work…(what else is new?) My alarm went off late, probably because I set it late, I had to “shower” and my outfit was not even close to being picked out.
Huge dramatic Sigh.
It is so fucking hard being a girl.
Anyways I needed something that was easy to style and quick to put on because I was out of time.
Thank you Black Jumpsuit.
So my clock is screaming 6:30 am and I am so so behind. I throw on my jumpsuit with a cute sweater, cute ankle boots and I race out of the door, actually pretty pleased with how my last-minute outfit looked.
Now when I googled jumpsuit, (because you know everyone Googles jumpsuits) words such as Cute, Sexy, Stylish ect jumped out at me.
Yes they were cute, sexy and very stylish and were so much better than the orange ones found in jails. Let me tell you that Orange is SO not the new Black.
Surprisingly it was turning out to be a good day. I got some work done, had my coffee and oatmeal and was chatting with my co-workers when all of a sudden my bladder started to scream.
There is only one way to do this…( from my knowledge…if you have any other suggestions please let me know!)
…so I start to strip. Layer by layer. My arms come out of my sweater, straps come down, my boobs are flying around (yes I may have forgotten to wear a bra that day), my leg hair is starting to grow back because it was an exceptionally cold bathroom and I am sitting on the can ASS NAKED. I kid you not.
At this point I am beyond feeling cute or sexy or stylish.
No I was freezing, naked and peeing.
Now I ask you; How the hell could anyone feel cute or sexy when you are sitting ass naked with all of your junk hanging out?
Am I the only one who feels this way?
Should I stop wearing jumpsuits?
My deduction was that yes jumpsuits may be easy to wear when you are in a rush but they are definitely NOT grand, even when they are secondhand. Clearly I can not master the grace and elegance it takes to pull off this outfit.
Try to keep it much more classier than I did.
P.s. I do not have pictures of this outfit because I didn’t want to embarrass myself more than I already did!